BOB KNIGHT

Nothing like a little Robert Montgomery Knight...

Super Bowl Pick

I am taking the Colts to win 38 to 12. This being the main reason "Gould's 49-yarder in OT". The Seahawks in OT come on Chicago. This game will be over before Prince's backup singer shows her ass.



Oh yeah, I am also taking Marino to flip tails.

"Bring your lunch!"

Bill Brought his lunch in High school way back in the day scoring a NJ state record at the time 2,192 points and of course playing that trademark "man to man" D. There's nothing better then hearing Reftery drop "Onions" or "With the Dribble Drive". Here are a few more:

"Send it in big fella!"
"DAGGER!"
"With the kiss"
"With the teardrop, that'll make you cry"
"We got a little nickle-dimer here"
"With the blow by"
"With authority!"
"There's a little lingerie on the deck"
"Most unattractive, but beneficial"
"Bring your lunch!"
"Billy, Connecticut goes....MAN TO MAN!"
"They're playing a 2-3 zone with MAN TO MAN PRINCIPLES!"
"A little ricochet romance!"
"drops the dime...WITH A KISS!"
"Get the puppies set!"
"He can do it all, let him into the band!"
"Fill the lane! Provide the lift!"

And by the way I just saw Miss USA on the Insider... not bad

"He complained that a size XXXXXXL sweat shirt was too small"

-Sun Ming Ming
-7-feet-9 and weighs 370 pounds
-Center Maryland Nighthawks of the ABA
-Basketball Experience (None)



As the NBA's director of scouting said "We will monitor his progress. His name has cropped up, but since he's never really played I don't know how he can be on our radar."

I think every Big in Tall in Maryland will have him on their radar.

CBA Legend Engaged

We all know by now that Tim "Legs" Legler is engaged to the stunning Eagles Cheerleader Christina Fuller...

Here are some lines Legs may have used in closing the deal:

-"You know I played 6 years in the CBA"
-"I am 14th all time in points scored in the CBA"
-"I made 3 consecutive CBA All Star Games"
-"I know you are 12 years younger then me but I lit up the CBA in 1992-93, averaging 27.2 points on .546 shooting from the floor"
-"In my final four games with the Omaha Racers I scored 30, 35, 37, and 38 points. Not bad huh."

1000 HR's for Bonds?

According to his agent Jeff Boris...

"If he were a DH, I think 1,000 home runs would be within his grasp. Barry approaches rehab as diligently as anybody. If his knee holds up, I wouldn't put 1,000 home runs past him."


Good Luck on that Barry

-Archive from Baseball Musings

What Would Ed Hochuli Do?

Need a new TEE for Super Bowl week? Check out these at W.W.E.H.D. What better to sport on South Beach then an Ed Hochuli T-shirt. Medium of course to show off the guns. You might even get lucky and the NFL will announce that referee #85 is going to wear the white cap on Sunday night. Which means, I along with 80 million other viewers (minus the 15 million that just watch the commercials) will see: a flexed left arm on all first down signals, 15 extra words on all replay reviews, and a 56 year old man wearing a referee jersey size medium. Get your T-shirts ready and hopefully we'll all see Hochuli handing Dan Marino the sliver dollar or whatever they use for the coin flip Sunday night.

Hochuli Links
Officiating.com
whatwouldedhochulido.com
SI
Keyboard Quarterbacks

Ghost Ride

I got a 190 dollar speeding ticket tonight. First Sunday night in 20 weeks without football on and that is what I get for leaving the couch.

Next time I'll Ghost Ride my Cavalier to Taco Bell

Tiger wins 7th in a row

and here is what we have to look forward to the rest of the season...










Whats that kid going to look like anyway???

About S & F

Swisher and Friends is a new blog by a 24 year old guy who really like sports. Along with the Oakland Athletics. This is a sports blog not a Oakland Athletics Blog. However it will at times feature the A's and the their free loving (and free swinging 152 K's 06'), switch hitter, who you might say gets it...

“We are the most privileged guys in the world right here. You get to play a game for a living. I love this. I’ve wanted to do this since I was 6 years old, and now that I’ve gotten the opportunity, I’m going to take full advantage of it.”



Anyway I root for the Oakland Athletics, the Nebraska Cornhuskers, and the team I bet on.

Enjoy